a collection of inane details

by nicholas vranizan
Showing posts with label dude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dude. Show all posts

1.2.10

Picture Repost: Coppers

Cops: This drawing has virtually no resemblance to the original post because I kind of forgot what i was doing while I was making it. I guess the fat guy kind of looks like the fat cop. The skinny guy thankfully does not. Check out the original: coppers and such
I tried to draw the hats the same size (which in real life I suspect really were)and the guys so that the hats would seem different but, like I said, I forgot what I was doing and ended up with Forest Whitaker and C3PO's cousin who loves church and human tears.

Picture Repost Double Feature



Umbrellas. This is one of my favorites. I dont really remember the posting but I was excited to draw them. You can see the original post here: something something

And inadvertently I drew something from the same day.
Wowsers.

17.12.09

december sixteen

not a single freakish monstrosity of a human, no perplexing garbage, no lunatics, no sinister youths, and no rambling old women. Just the practical folks of new york one would expect to see on one's commute, bundled like children in all manner of snow gear. is that ice in the east river?

15.12.09

december fifteen

a rotund maniac with a floral pattern cane, muttering to herself in spanish.
a wispy man with glasses the color of bones, smoking in front of the Hale & Hearty Soup factory.
An ogre of a man with a face like a soggy thumb stomping down the street.

14.12.09

december fourteen

a dead ringer for Gregory Hines and a man who had either just pickpocketed someone or was very embarrassed by the gucci clutch he was indiscreetly hiding under his coat. as he escaped onto the platform I looked to Mr. Hines for a cue. Oblivious, he stared at the floor and bounced his foot. Impotent, I watched the thief scurry away and I longed for the real Gregory HInes.

11.12.09

december eleven

a cigarette butt in some mustard and a bit of graffiti that read "CUNE loves white bitches."

10.12.09

december tenzo

the same mail lady from yesterday except today she was wearing a big winter hat and no smile at all. in front of her was the short bus filled with motorcycles from a few weeks ago. a lady wearing a beret scowled at me and an actor rehearsing for a scene on the playground of Ten Eyck Elementary screamed at me. his movie will probably suck.

9.12.09

december nine

a mail lady with very dark skin and a very bright smile. she was wearing one of those safari hats but hiding from the rain nonetheless.

8.12.09

december eight

eight foot piles of red pink and white table clothes out front of imperial linen service. Inside, a perfectly round woman with impossibly thin legs squawking to her coworkers while she ineptly swept the floor. i suspect she would have cleaned it better by pecking.