MULLET MAN! I see him around all the time and despite that fact that he has a fashionable disposition begging for open mockery he terrifies me. The drawing is a little Mike Judge but it looks pretty close to the real man. The first post I ever made about him is as follows: oct 1: "A terrifying man with a mullet in a pony tail, gelled top, tapered sweats tucked into no-name sneakers, 40oz and a bagel in hand. He moved fast as hell and I was afraid of making eye contact with such a strange beast."
Then:
oct 3: "The same mullet dude from a couple days ago! A tiny lunatic on a huge bike was ringing the bell on his handlebars, heckling "don't be jealous just because you dont got one of these" (RING RING!). The mullet man replied, "I got a hundred of those" and walked away fast as hell, 40oz in hand."
Most recently:
feb 16: "Mullet man with a fresh cut talking on the phone, leaning on his snow shovel, standing in those terrific shoes, leering at the world."
